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You’ve gotta stop using Clayton Kershaw and Scott Van Slyke as legitimate “sources”, Kenny.

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

yeah but when it told you your door was a jar, at least it was a sensual Japanese voice to scold you, that or mine was a special educated one. early ones, like on the last 280zx cars, the voice box, was a small record player, really; gives up and goes and sits in his corner

Plate of spaghetti..........YUM!

Didn’t need to watch the video (or even read the headline), if he regularly posts videos to YouTube, yet still holds his phone in portrait mode when shooting video, that tells me all I need to know about him.

I was completely ready to give the guy credit for going straight off instead of trying to hero a recovery out of that. Then he got out of the car.

Retired Marshawn is a fucking national treasure.

More profanity on the internet? I, for one, am outraged.

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Thank you for trying to heal irreparable damage from war weapons in civilian hands. ❤️

What? Has he not paid attention to the giant cautionary tale that is the United States? Somebody needs to crotch punch him-stat.

I look forward to an even longer filibuster when republicans fuck it all up. Woooooo.

Does the whole “thank you for your service” thing get awkward?

+1 to you for the reasoned, generous appraisal.

The chassis is a bit sluggish, the miles are high, and the 2.7t doesn’t take kindly to neglect, which after 200,000 miles is probable at some point. That being said, the 2.7T is one of the most highly tuned, researched, and supported motors Audi made, probably only behind the 1.8t, and the 01E 6 speed is one of the…

I’m still waiting for Kia to build this beauty:

Yup...My parents come to visit us a few times a year, like weeks-at-a-time type visit. Having enough room for everyone in one vehicle means quite a bit.

I just did estimates for two cars I would consider owning...