As nice as the Golf R is, it’s not in this thing’s league on a horsepowah level.

*your

Good eye.

YOU MOTHER IS THE HERO WE NEED!

Why do I like this?

What, C5 or C6 Corvettes were too plebian?

She is the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.

Goddamnit, now I want an Audi wagon.

It was a car I picked up 20 years ago from a relative, I spent more money on that shitbox than I should have, regardless of whether it had a carb or not. Pardon me for getting it’s fuel delivery system confused with other GM shitboxes of the era that I had the unfortunate luck to own. 

New Edge Mustangs

You have no idea how awful those cars were. Great to look at, ok to drive, horrible to work on.

Boooo!!! They should be mandatory in Utah!

Eighties cars sucked too. Soooo many vacuum lines.

Hear Hear!!!

I’m actually glad a friend of mine that was an MMA fighter never made it to the UFC.

I was saying the same thing to a friend of mine that once my Mac Mini and iPhone XR stop working, I’m done buying Apple products. They don’t have the “it just works” vibe they used to.

Still waiting for Fix It In Post’s Scene 38 Re-Imagined to be finished...

I’d give body parts for automatics of every stripe to stop using leather shift boots. 

Ha! Your dad’s awesome.

I am old enough to have almost lost jobs from owning cars made in the 1980s, and this was in the 1990s when I was dealing with this shit, I will say you can keep your old cars with “personality”. Me? I’d rather have something that will start when I turn the fucking key.