Am I the only person that thinks Cline’s not that great of a writer?

Three letters: GTI

WAT?

Fuck this guy in the neck. Sideways.

10/10 would drive

Who the what kind of asshole puts the tip on the table and then subtracts money from it?

Accord Type-R?

WHY COULD THEY NOT BUILD THIS FOR REALZIES?!?!?!

Oh god, my pants just got tighter...

You say “wears tube dresses and no underware” like it’s a bad thing.

OH MAH GAWD I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!!!

Out of curiosity, what years of SUV’s are affected? My wife has a 2007 MDX.

It wasn’t like it was in writing, I want to say it was more of a “Hey son, I’ll give you an extra $500 if you can do an engine fire,” or whatever. And these racers, like my dad (Omar the Tentmaker if you feel like looking him up), could set up the engines to cook the oil for a nice KA-BOOM. The crowd gets a nice…

Back in the Seventies funny cars were a wild circus-like attraction for dragstrips to have during a race weekend. My dad drove and wrenched on his own funny car in that circuit.

I like because I can hear the tiny voices of Porsche purists crying out in pain.

I realize that it’s mostly about making money, but why the blue fuck does Porsche have EVERYTHING as an option?

I never expected to own a GTI, let alone a VW, because I was never a Vee-Dub guy.

If I’ve learned anything from the people I know who went to prison and survived it is this: you might think you’re a bad motherfucker, but prison proves you ain’t shit.

I’m told it will take approximately four years for the US to to pull completely out of the Paris Accords.

You sold me on giving this an NP.