When you get right down to it, Joker is just The Lonely Island’s Threw it on the Ground only played entirely straight.

Three things here—for me, anyway (YMMV):

1.) This is a delayed punishment, and it seems like that delay was largely a function of Blizzard gauging the (almost entirely negative) reaction to their sanctioning of Blitzchung. When most of the complaints coming out about Blitzchung’s treatment included acknowledgment that…

Man, this is the best article I’ve read in a long time. Well done! This guy is one of my new personal heroes. I’ve already sent this article to a bunch of MMA friends.

We need a woman champion willing to ride the rails around the country whipping anti-vaxxer essential oil pyramid scheme-shilling Facebook Jesus mom ass.

I’ll admit I’m generally in the TL;DR group when it comes to most articles of this length, but gotta say it kept my attention on various levels. Excellent article, thanks for posting.

This is awesome.

Great story. He’s like a violent Penn & Teller. I hope he and you don’t suffer too much because of this story.

Stories like this are why I keep returning to Deadspin.

Not sure why the hell they tried to argue they were a “subscription service.” I wouldn’t find that argument compelling either.

I’m amazed at how many people my age I’ve come across that played NES back in the day but somehow never played River City Ransom.

Sure thing. This isn’t an article reviewing Disney+. It’s an article about how to access a deal for the service. It’s an article specifically for people that want the service, and see value in it. People that have no interest in the service, shouldn’t have even clicked on the article as the title is very specific in…

I was on the receiving hands of those gents. I was playing a pole and they just got close and punched me to death like 5 times in the round.

Great article.

Nice to see the comments already filled with people who don’t understand why unions are important or how workplace demos work and are instead already out here speaking nonsense.

Feh.

I don’t want to treat a young lady like that on the mat. Or off the mat. And not to disrespect the heart or the effort that she’s put in. That’s not what I want to do, either.

The only movie about a supervillain I want to see is on Our Benevolent Overlord Victor Von Doom. Preferably played by a Roma actor or, barring that Michael Shannon.

Someone got after me on the previous “boobie streamers” thread about how “immoral” it was to go after lonely guys by displaying cleavage on a stream.

Two things:

1.) This person was arguing that it was only “logical” that the behavior was immoral.

I know everyone’s sick of me saying this, but I’m trying to frame here:…

Stuff like this is some of my favorite stuff to cover. I love when people’s passion turns up old secrets and tricks!