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This is Kotaku after all.

This is a good edit. What it feels like to chew 5 gum/smoke 10mg of salvia.

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Pretty cool, it’s kind of obvious how they did when you know some editing. Basically It’s a frame by frame linear wipe using the the guy’s body. 2 video clips on top of each other, the second one barely starting when the guy passes through.

I’ve eaten it (flown on Air Koroyo twice). I’m convinced it was mostly vegetable with some ground pork. I really enjoyed it, but most people took a single bite and put it down.

Like picking a fight with the biggest guy, but right after he’s been to the gym???

Exactly. And I don’t know if Marvel expected the Bucky breakout but I have to assume they’d want to capitalize on it.

He did tangle with the Inhumans once I believe.... and got his @$$ kicked by Blackagar....

Singer didn’t direct First Class, which is still the best X-Men film to date.

Honestly, Apocalypse can be a fascinating villain. He has a wild mythos - especially when Sinister is involved - and I’ve seen versions of him that are downright terrifying. What a waste of a villain. This would have been an excellent movie for Cassandra Nova to be the villain, jussayin. #nerdout

And hey, guess what? If you happen to click on the trending story “Captain America” in the Google News aggregator, this idiotically headlined story is right at the top.

Congrats, I guess? You got the pageviews you wanted, plus plenty more to come, and now even people who never even bothered stopping by

1. I dunno if everyone in the Avengers needs to sign the Accords? I guess he could’ve just signed it as “Spiderman”, but the film doesn’t seem really interested in going over the details of the accords with a fine-toothed comb.

Well, since Sebastian Stan has like six movies left on his contract with Marvel, I could guess that he wasn’t going to die in this movie no matter what, but I agree with your larger point about raising the stakes.

I don’t think it’s that nothing happened—in my mind, nothing with any permanence happened. It feels as though MCU movies are getting louder and bigger, yet the stakes to the characters are getting smaller. The asylum can be waived away with a one minute explanation in Infinity War without any issue. And the Rhodes

Plenty of things happened; the status quo definitely changed. I’m glad they moved away from using a token death as the *only* way to indicate “stakes.”

But hey, clearly that didn’t stop you from posting a hot take with a spoilerific headline (and tweets) the Monday after opening weekend. And, it didn’t stop me from

Nothing happened?

Half of the Avengers are fugitives from international law, possibly all hiding out with asylum in Wakanda. Iron Man and Captain America are at best estranged friends, with Tony back in charge of whatever remains of the Avengers and Steve’s letter serving as a mea culpa with no clear resolution to

When does a deadspin writer kick the bucket? would really be a plot twist IMO.

Vision is on the chopping block, what with that infinity stone in his noggin.

I’ll kill anyone who stars or responds to this comment.

I’m a lady and I think about sex pretty much all day long. My perverted thoughts would likely put yours to shame. Probably gonna rub one out after reading this article, tbh.