He got confused in his own circular reasoning that he forgot that free will has nothing to do with genetic susceptibility and DNA mutations. 

Guess it depends on which god, I would like to think that if it was Odin, you’ll have to die in glorious battle first and the Valkyries get you a Supra to drive in Valhalla.

Deadpool or Double Penetration? Hmm...

Sorry Lauren, I tried I really did but couldn’t make it through all the way. It is too seizure inducing.

I wonder if there is some reason they shoot from the left side of her face in all of these.

hope two more don’t take its place.

Right off the bat it reminds me of the Outlander.

Is ICE going to have its own COPS show soon, with a catchy Rastafarian theme song?

Bombing of brown people is Bannon’s fap material.

For some reason the movie Blood In Blood Out comes to mind but in that movie the main character was bi-racial, looked more white than Mexican but identified as Mexican because of upbringing/environment.

This is a no brainer, come on...

It’s all that fast food he eats... he’s slowly letting them out.

This one might do me in...

Hmm

When the headline said ‘remastered’, I thought...

Truly ‘The Onion’ worthy headline right there.