It’s not watery at all. Trust me I don’t know anyone more picky than me about quality chocolate drinks. The Silk Dark chocolate is perfectly thick. Thick as or thicker than Nesquick choco milk or even German sipping chocolate. I was skeptical like you till I actually tried it. Proved me wrong. The thin watery shit is…

Nope, try Silk’s Dark Chocolate Almond Milk. Seriously just try it, it will change your mind.

Nintendo Lawyers are a Go!

What bullshit, Hulk Hogan got what now from Gawker media?

It’s not puzzling at all, the author intended to utilize the hottest current topics and mash them together a like comic book crossover = mad clicks on the article.

Guess its time to hire Matthew Perry or David Schwimer.

Sorry all I see is this.

Oh shit, I may actually buy a God of War game now.

Ugh, its like an annoying Powerpoint presentation.

This video feels like an alternate reality version of the Monty Python Show for some weird reason. Not sure why.

Trump isn’t going to understand anything he said, shame really. You need to speak Drumpfese to really get through.

You are not alone in this Mr. Fahey.

No, 25 years in prison is a steep price to pay for having 20 grams of Marijuana on your persons. Rape? Whole other problem there moron, the time it took doesn’t matter.

That newspaper headline said, “Wise leadership produced brilliant victory in war”... what war? Are these papers from an alternate timeline/universe? Wait, I think I just answered my own question.

Did the article have a canned photo of Jerry Seinfeld circa 1995 doing stand up next to that title?