If this isn’t at least COTD - I will grab my pitchfork

I mean, he was close.

My real question is, why Biden instead of Sanders? 

Mad at people for blaming all black people for Sanders not doing as well as Biden, so you return with blaming all white people for Trump.

Good plan

Looks like a big 2020 Kia Soul to me

Today I Learned  =) 

It opened up a lot of conversations with my 5 year old too 

Oh here we go.
“They dont like me, it must be because I’m a woman!”

I liked her right up until that hot mic moment where she tried to grill Bernie.

“It has to fit into the existing design of the vehicle rather than try to redefine it or stand out in a bold way.” 

This is very disappointing.
Like, Rise of Skywalker disappointing.

Uh that’s a Dodge Dart, sir.

Underrated movie

It’s literally in the 2nd line of your article.

What? I can buy SEPHORA BRAND WIPES only at Sephora?
No way!

What? I can buy SEPHORA BRAND WIPES only at Sephora?
No way!

You just lack the experience to know better. It’s ok.

VW should do a 4 spoke version of those wheels...

town’s
Again, no proof reading over there?

Only $60? I’ll take 10!
How much is Gizmodo paying you over there? 

Oh cool, Im still grey. 

“Over top, the baker said, Al used latex paint to seal everything up, and now, he told me, the Crown Vic camper doesn’t leak even a bit.”

Yes, we are well aware of who you are talking to
God damn, do these people even proof read anymore?