So, a few questions.
Is it just me or is it absolutely retarded to completely skip the engine break-in period?
Not only that, but go take a 500 mile road trip, at (I’m assuming) a constant RPM/load?

Does this engine not require the break-in? 

*looks at URL*
Yep, I somehow wound up on Jezebel again.

“These are fantastic trucks, but don’t use them for their intended purpose”
WTF kinda hipster logic is that? 

Oh, those photos don’t do them justice. They are actually textured like cardboard, and the insides have fake cardboard edges.

“World-renowned wypipologist”
The fuck? 

Maybe it’s a generational thing, but I was surprised at the number of comments saying “OMG THIS IS AMAZING” and “WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?”

Gotta be outraged at EVERYTHING these days, huh?

There isn’t a fantasy character in this game that matches up with my real life, literally unplayable!

Makes me wonder how in the world all of those guys were able to play as Lara Croft for all of those years

Imagine a world where you need to pay extra for more advanced technology. What a cruel world.

Fool me...three times...shame on..... ???

Oh, a literal Bentley

Unless you play pokemon in portable mode, which these controllers were designed for...

Oh cool, so you just have to have 2 floors of basement dedicated to swapping out batteries.
The cost of implementing something like that is insane

Link? 

The EP9 (mentioned above) has swappable batteries. It’s on an episode of Grand Tour

Why does it have a face?
Why does it look like a human, at all?
Why do people take fictional things so seriously?
Questions.

To be clear - when you say “militants” - that also includes civilians that are simply old enough to be a soldier.

Is that correct? I think I read that somewhere... 

Do they really have to explain much?
It’s not out yet, this is a TEASER.
Besides - it’s minecraft... what else do you need to know? You’ll probably be building stuff with cubes.

This should be an ongoing project. Maybe a Youtube channel?