He was joking...

“in the country, as you watch little brown kids locked in cages under the assumption that this can’t possibly happen to your black ass. “

You assuming that all of your readers are black? 

Their dealership in Studio City / North Hollywood area is right down the road from me, if you need anymore photos / info.

*Looks at headline*
*checks which Kinja site the article is from*
Ohhhhh. Gotcha.

No more Scion iM
No more Toyota Matrix
No more Yaris Hatchback

It’s all about the 2019 Corolla Hatchback (which I just purchased) =)
The 6 speed is a ton of fun, and (IMHO) looks fantastic.

With that said, I also own a 2007 Yaris sedan (68k miles) so I do have a special place in my heart for them.

They are saving this for the TRD version, duh!

There is a big difference between hitting a pothole, and hitting a pothole while sliding sideways at almost 20mph

How difficult is this to understand?

Safety systems worked as designed.

Also, Hey what a surprise! Another inaccurate/clickbait headline

Curious what kinda special engineering had to be done to keep the tires from failing.

In regards to the hood pins
“A tad redundant” 
What do you mean by this? Are you suggesting it doesn’t need hood pins?

One thing I am curious about... is the engine behind the front axel? Making it have more of a “mid mounted” balance (like the SLS)

Much like looking at a car crash.
It’s horrible and I can’t stop looking at it, in disbelief.
What the FUCK was Toyota thinking?

Hey cool car, but lets NOT call it a Supra? I would be happier with it if they didn’t call it a Supra. 

Thank goodness that fat man grabbed the mirror stalk. 

Do your research!
Honda put a ton of work into their new design

Oh, so we can’t have opinions on things unless we are in the market for it?

perfect

Glorious? What the hell are you smoking man? It’s Hideous 
As I have been saying for years now... I wouldn’t mind it as much if they called it something OTHER than a Supra.

Anti Lag on NA cars lol

Aw yeah!

The sled in Christmas Chronicles is pretty badass

so the Tips emails just go straight to the author?