*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

How to start your day like Mocena:

The question I have, is whether it will also make popcorn?

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

Ruling the seas and commanding every aquatic animal seems a touch more useful than shrinking and commanding ants only.

Eh, to me Chelsea looks like what would happen if you combined Bill and Hilary’s faces, but who knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pretty evil on Mettenberger’s part. The real master plan:

When they say religious liberties, they mean something very specific. They mean the legal right to discriminate against gay people in housing, employment, and commerce. We might be able to get married, but they are still going to fight to keep us second class citizens. The war is not over. Gay marriage was just one…

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

Bonus GIF

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Ex Machina fits into the non comic/reboot mold, and that was amazing. Of course it is probably the glaring exception right now, but still great and fits the bill for the category.

Telling a guy who’s worth 65 million bucks his career decisions are “silly.” LOL internet.

Charles Dance will always be Numpsy to me.

The lions? I've never heard Aston Villa called that. Villans is their nickname

He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

The media is "gamblers and fantasy players" now?

Really???? Yeah, I don't deny that marketing and media coverage has played a large role in making the NFL the money-generating juggernaut that it currently is but…who the fuck follows post-game coverage and questions besides members of the media?

"You're damn right a couple of weeks is an 'extended period of time'."
- Roger Goodell