@Destronok: i bet Steve Jobs will eventually sign up for this. but the announcement will come as some giant "apple event" where they spend $100,000 renting out an auditorium and press coverage.

pass me the frisbee!...... crap.

wait, didn't Sam have Jesus powers in the last one? if he can die and come back to life like that, then what kind of conflict could there be in the third one?

@shufflemoomin: watches (at least expensive ones like rolexes) will always be around b/c they're basically men's jewelery. they're worn for style rather than functionality. i know guys who wear their rolexes but still check the time on their phones.

tentacle? i'd rather have a badass claw then.

@Mistah_Kurtz: i think the question is which is better: expensive and complicated hand prosthetics or simpler functional tentacle prosthetics.

@shut_up:

damn that model is FINE!

@Manly McBeeferton: i met that model. she told me she loved me. i said i know.

i think aliens are going to arrive in 2012. the government knows this, and used this finding as a barometer to judge people's reaction to an announcement to be made sometime late in 2011.

i would have thought $200.50 was too much...

@B_Ren: i know what you mean. sometimes, you just gotta reply and say the right thing, but you know you'll think of something better later that if you just went for it now.

at Google headquarters:

@johnny-Lovecraft: did u really use the caps lock there, or was it the shift key?

@Antubis: good job calling out the appropriateness of his meme usage. i applaud you.

if chrome OS blows up, by the year 2030, i foresee this laptop on ebay for $50,000. but then it'll be called Googlbay instead.

@Peppermint: run Crysis

@OldTowneTavern: i dont think it works like that.... :)

daft punk & olivia wilde. they pretty much took the best parts of the movie.

HDMI output + USB input. i'm there no questions asked.