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@LombardoJoe: hey that's offensive! i keep my dog in my purse. well, i actually dont want my dog messing up other stuff in my purse, so i keep my dog in a dog carrying pouch, then i put that carrying pouch in my purse. actually, i'm a dude, so it's a satchel.

this would be a cool concept for ridiculously luxurious cocktails. im actually gonna get one and put it in my drink. it'll be the classiest shirley temple ever.

theoretically, couldn't someone hack a kinect and xbox so that it created 3D renderings if your living room then beamed that to some secret organization that is monitoring your lives without your knowledge?

is there sound? i can't play the video. do nooks have audio?

@pist: i call all of my friends "nook rooters".... except the black ones. i dont wanna open that door.

they retried this experiment after a couple shots of Patron. everyone walked in a straight path and was swagged out to the max.

@CaptainJack: yup, its usually right next to the powdered sugar and gold flakes in the bakery aisle.

"last for a fraction of a second before degrading."

awesome. my coasters will need coasters.

k, now lets see what happens with a THIRD kinect....

my network is named "Batcave".

i guess thats why when im browsing thumbnails on porn sites, i can feel when the list is about the end.

BOP it, twist it, pull it.

that's not flying, that's falling with style!

USA!

@Mike Fulton: i wonder how many of them are inside jokes. this one is probably a joke.

whatever, tell me the backstory of why helium is used in party balloons.

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