I dunno, I don't think it looks bad at all. I used to watch the shorts when I was a kid (feels like ages ago) and this just looks a little more modernized than the old hijinks.

I have a dream, that one day we will live in a world where M ratings on a Nintendo game are not considered newsworthy.

Me and my brother made the same Link/Gerudo/Ganondorf observation about the clothing in the clip. How cool would it be for Link to be raised in a Gerudo settlement this time around? It would be pretty cool to have a rival in the Gerudo tribe who would eventually become the Gerudo King Ganondorf style...but I'm getting…

Where do you have to live to see something this tame as "porn". How deep into the bible belt do you have to believe that well endowed women must have tumors on their chests?

So what? We're supposed to live our lives in fear of what may or may not come to pass? I don't know about you but I don't have the energy to waste on such silly bullshit. But hey if we're going to arbitrarily pick examples and copypaste them to this situation then lets do it.

Gross. "Happy making enemies". So you mean to tell me that in your world, anybody who doesn't play the way you play is asking for enemies? That's fucked up. Ironically that's more closeminded and elitist than any professional I've ever run into at a tournament. Aside from Filipino Champ. Fuck that dude.

I don't think it was intentional but you cracked me up. "You know what those starving people see when they go to YouTube?"

Not a fan perspective at all. Look at opinions from market analysts if you need to. Or sit back and ask yourself questions and think about real answers. Why is Nintendo in the position they're in right now? Abysmal marketing, an arrogant approach to their launch lineup, disconnected from the rest of reality.

Right? And I thought I hated the whole your/you're thing. Because of this my tolerance for "your" has shot up exponentially.

King of the lab!

Eh, I'll have to pass yet again. I preferred the actual competition focus of 1-8 rather than whatever they're doing now. The Bowser aspect is interesting but I can't get past the whole everyone-moving-together mechanic.

We said the same thing about the PS3 when they were lagging behind in the early days. The 3DS was also doing pretty poorly early on with it's lack of games. There's still plenty of time for Nintendo to fix their position. Not to mention this wasn't the only major announcement of the day for them.

"Everything the light touches is our kingdom"

To a degree. But not open in the way Aounuma wanted and he details that in the video. This one is more on par with what we've come to appreciate in other games like Skyrim's world or GTAV etc.

The ignorance in statements like this never cease to amaze me. But I guess I can't really blame you or people like you for having this opinion. It's not like our governments actively teach how the food economy works.

I think it's just your perception of him that's clouding the way you perceive everything he does. I think if there is any hint of things going to his head, it's rightly deserved. I'm sick of science taking a backseat to everything else out there. We need it to be front and center. Mainstream if you will. And if we…

No, think about it. It makes perfect sense that being airborne would help you to maintain momentum better than being on the ground. If you've got fire coming out the back of your kart then wheels on the ground would create friction that would slow you down. Staying in the means one less force acting against your…

I think EVs are the best example of something "not in the manual" that people still utilized and it eventually came around to being a mainstream thing. Before it was just supposed to be a mysterious thing. "Wild Pokemon of the same level aren't as strong as those trained...whyyyyy?" and then people discover EVs and GF…

The left and right hops are just course correction while hopping to stay in the right position. The technique itself is really easy to do and easy to understand, so just do it. Add to your list of tools you use to win races.