Victory crouch. Oh that made me laugh out loud for many whiles. Reminds me of Bungie when they announced the "pro pipe" in Reach.

Sigh. And I was already annoyed at her horrible horrible whiny voice. Seriously, the kid sounds like she's got a knife in her back and it's being continually twisted to make her groan and whine and groan some more. I couldn't stand that in the demos and now apparently they're just saying it's all intentional. I'm all…

Anyone upset/surprised over this should slap themselves. Considering the Wii U is new and a more powerful system there's no reason games shouldn't look better on it compared to the older consoles.

The fuck is wrong with people nowadays? This causes a stir? Really? Maybe it's because I don't mess with the Hitman series and I'm missing something but why exactly are people "offended" by this trailer? Because the agent is killing women dressed like nuns? Costumes that are made useless if you realize that…

Dunno what the mystery is here, the games were running on PC. We'll see scaled down versions for the 360 and PS3. The Watch Dogs dev said the PS3 and 360 version are a definite (as well as the PC version for that matter). So if we're going to see that game on next gen consoles...it'll likely be much after the fact and…

Come to think of it, I forgot Miyamoto was usually "the guy" for these roundtable discussions. This Eguchi guy...is boring.

So far this roundtable is crushingly disappointing. The previous surprises have set this one up pretty high, but if all they're going to do is demo games that are already on the floor then I'll just stop expecting great things from them at conferences altogether lol.

Well even the Spartan IIIs were children made into beasts made to run suicide missions. From the sounds of the last book the Spartan IVs are marines who signed up for the program...but I really~ want to know more about them lol.

The technology that streams the game to the pads itself is entirely independent from what goes on on the TV. It caps out at 60fps and when you add in two game pads, that cuts the 60fps in half.

I find it ironic you include "every other girl between 12-21 identifies as bisexual" and go on to say lumping them in with "real bisexuals" is not something we should do. If you're trying to be like me, then that's excellent and you made my day (not even joking, that's hilarious).

I've heard the "first 15" thing plenty of times and I equate it to the whole "first sentence" or "first page" idea for novels. Thing is, just like the novel thing, the first 15 idea doesn't really work nowadays (In novels I give at least the first chapter). In the first 15 minutes of a lot of games nowadays, you're…

Lol "If it's an attractive woman..then that's already a good first impression".

1) 30fps is great considering a lot of games right now are 30fps. If they standardize Wii U titles to be 60fps a 30fps drop is acceptable.

Looks pretty great so far. I wanna read up on these Spartan IVs, though I doubt we'll see anything about them before launch.

As long as it's a quick button press to recenter like Skyward Sword, I'll live. The only real solution would be some sort of camera or sensor bar to keep track of the controllers and where they're pointing. If we're trying to break away from those then I'd expect something like this, similar to over reaching with your…

Nintendo didn't seem all that concerned this year of blowing their load too fast. With the early Sunday video and the scheduled 3DS conference tomorrow night, it really seems like they're going for this air of "How can we hold...all this information?" as if the news is about to burst all over the place. I was a little…

I dunno, I'm not surprised by this at all. It's a controller with a big ass screen. I saw the Vita and thought "what 3-5 hours?". I saw this one and thought "what, 3-5 hours too?". It seems like a short time but think about it:

Using two game pads cuts the frame rate in half...on the controllers. And from 60fps to 30fps. I'm not really bothered by that myself because I've played a lot of games that run at both and 30fps is acceptable. It's not as if you activate two game pads and bam your TV starts lagging.

Sega was never in a similar position of power then nor compared to it's competitors. This cycle we're talking about Nintendo's follow up to the Wii, a severely underpowered console that left quite a mark on the industry.

I don't think they said there wasn't online multiplayer. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was already a feature they just didn't feel was worth mentioning. We'll see though.