My dog has gotten away from me a few time, I sit down and flop around and they always come back to me to see what is going on, then I grab their collar.

Please don't label me as a rapist, but follow this logic. I walk through the 'hood by myself at night waving $100 bills around. I get robbed. Was I a total moron for waving $100's around, YES. Did I have a "right" to walk around waving cash in the air and not get robbed, YES. Was I still stupid for doing it…

"...and told her "that's my pussy and I'm gonna take it back now.""

Watch This Air Tanker Yaw Like Mad While Dropping Fire Retardant

People like you are the worst types of people. You seek to maintain faux authenticity over all else. "No thank you, I don't want that thing that tastes fucking amazing, it's not how the Chinese drank it in 5,000 B.C." Your life has no value.

If you're saving for a car you can always adjust savings as a result of unforeseen circumstances. Loan payments are not nearly as flexible. Sure you could sell your car and buy a less expensive one but typically transactional costs are so high it doesn't make sense. You're basically stuck with what you could afford…

Common knowledge that you have to declare more than 10,000?

I think this is an unfortunate metaphor, given the way roller coasters work.

just the tip???

Not sure what the big deal is. I've had several R/C cars that solved this problem. All they need to do is make sure the wheels are big enough to work no matter which way the car lands... it isn't rocket science.

It's 95 degrees outside right now. In a month, days over 100 will be the norm. I'm not turning my engine off until I'm ready to walk into an air conditioned building, gas costs be damned.

And then you pay $200+ to replace the starter from excessive use.

Odd. Usually when Nike is screwing children it involves making sneakers.

and hilarious

Just do it.

You have two pedals in that car. How hard is it to remember the right from the left? If you can't, you shouldn't be driving.

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.

>All you really need is to not give us a feeling that you might secretly want to rape and kill us.

Family lawyer said on the radio news show where I live that he was diagnosed with "high-functioning Asperger's."

When I want to cut down on expenditures I just tell my Butler to reduce overall spend by X% and he gets it done. Easy.