Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

This evidence seems pretty damning:

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

This is the BEST. Having spent a lifetime in the ad business, I’m 100% for this. Our public spaces are now overrun with commercial messages for shit we don’t need, to the detriment of our quality of life.

In the NFL you can throw a woman across a room, but you can’t sit on the bench while a song is playing.

I would bet that they went about this the wrong way. I played a college sport where we routinely traveled with 36 or more players, plus coaches, equipment managers, etc, with everyone bringing at least 2 bags that matched identically to everyone else’s. We would all just wait by baggage claim, and as each bag came…

When you read the history of women’s competition in the Olympics (barred from entering more than 3 events; distance limits, etc) and then you see this silly sport still on the docket, it really makes you wonder what the Olympics are all about.

The fact they have to have a straight leg when impacting the ground is why it looks so goofy. I agree with you that it’s a very intense activity and pushes the human body to it’s limits. I would like to see it removed from the Olympics.

It’s still stupid.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

Quite frankly, the internet has been nothing but a blessing for hate groups and for bigots. Yes, overall the internet has had a democratizing effect and I do think it has led to people in general becoming more liberal. But it has also led to people being reinforced in their crazy ideas in a way that was literally…

1. He is racist.

Seems counterintuitive to the "damage to the environment" ethos to render up to half a million vehicles inoperable, or otherwise destroy them, as part of the recall.

Ooooh, and also: Fuck Russia, Qatar, and FIFA. Forgot that important tidbit

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.