Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

“Urine a lot of trouble.”

212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

Actually, they had to win 22 games and draw 11, resulting in a point total that exceeds any other football club in the English Premier League.

White liberals can’t take a race joke.

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

Probably the rescue party.

hopefully this:

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

This is literally the least funny comic I’ve ever seen. Even worse than Marmaduke. Also, the artist doesn’t know the difference between a pitchfork and a trident.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

“Please explain comedy to me.”

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.