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one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

Pizza guy.

HAHAHAHAHA OMG I literally can't believe that people called the fucking store and asked if someone DIED OF EBOLA INSIDE THE STORE. Died. Of. Ebola. Inside. The. Store. People in this country are the stupidest.

Palin is a self-aggrandizing narcissist without a shred of reflection or even the kind of cagey barometer for public opinion that many pols have. Please don't cut this woman any slack. Remember the many photos of her posing with wolves killed in Alaska's "shoot haphazardly from a helicopter at anything that moves"

Fuck this fucking fucker.

The third one wow omg wow wow

So... I heard you guys like corgi gifs...