One of my favorite parts of Dark Phoenix is when Professor X suddenly realizes there’s a weird lady who’s been standing next to Jean Gray for the entire second act.

To be fair, that was a rather terrible rendition of “Voyage of the Dawn Treader.” tLtWatW and Prince Caspian were significantly better movies.

“In this day and age, something so tied to a religion seems out of sync.”

Bloobooty bloobooty bloo. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. I detest religion especially Christianity and the books and movies were fine with me. Nobody was beating anybody’s with it in either one. It just mimicked it and didn’t try to pretend the shit was real. 

Man you and me both.

I have 4 dogs and white women are always SOOOOOO disappointed when I dont stop our walk and let them pet my dogs. I wish someone would reach in the car at them like this, laugh if you want but my Chihuahuas would ensure that you wouldn’t get that hand back.

Man what is it with people and dogs?? Ask the owner and if they say no then move on.

I really WISH the police would’ve let Ayanna whoop this white girl’s ass.

Is it really bad that part of me was like “Nope, she’s not cooperating. Taze her ass.”

It’s alright Miss Sophia....You home now!

Oh wow, it’s like they took a bunch of my ex’s and made the perfect crazy white girl.

This made my week. I was feeling mighty low, and when I seent this video, I knew there was a God

“Why are you talking to a dog?”

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

So, why is she still alive? Where’s the procedural choke hold? Why wasn’t she stripped topless and flung to the ground? This bitch was treated like royalty.