He’s hiding his identity being embarrassed being associated with this garbage.

Fuck yeah.

Wut? NO! DON’T BE A PUSSY! DO IT!

Legos belong on the floor and randomly buried in the backyard with GI-Joe parts that the dog chewed off after their fort took heavy shelling.

I use the flat kind to keep an extra mouse in my work laptop bag.

Thanks for the summary! Do you have “Did you read the article?” ready to cut and paste from your clipboard so you can write dickish responses based on the assumption that everyone is a moron or do you just have aspergers?

i’m curious what you’ve accomplished today other than bitch and fart in your yoga pants.

That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen all day.

I’m not totally sure how the signing process works, but... theoretically, yes? I think? I’m helpful!