Hey, Jon Stewart is on television and he’s not lecturing me on the importance of respecting Trump voters!

He sent her to the cornfield.

From. the pixels I was hoping for an obscene cake. Like that clothing campaign with the no clothes and the fucking, immortalized in cake. I’m off to drink more coffee and examine my life.

That is not a cake or a birthday party. That is an ad and a branding opportunity. #sponcon

Eh. This cake got nothing on my last birthday cake, which featured a photo of my dog pooping into the sea. Suck it, Amal. I am better than you.*

that is what scares the shit out of me about homeschooling. It’s gone rampant and is primarily the undertaking of folks who ‘object’ to school syllabus’... you know, science, facts, those kinds of things. I watched on tv as Michelle Duggar gave her children a ‘home school’ lesson .... on small business bankruptcy.…

I can attest to the small town part

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

You guys. You guys.

I have a little hearing loss and often find it difficult to understand dialogue in British TV shows. In the past, I haven’t had that problem much with Doctor Who, but this year, I am. Is anyone else here having trouble understanding the dialogue this year?

Hated this episode. Hate this season. Just go already, Capaldi. Just leave us. I never liked your super charisma or amazing voice or incredible presence at all. Just because you’re the embodiment of everything I ever wanted in The Doctor means nothing. Just go... (Sobs into hands.)  

When I first heard about this, I thought it was no big deal. Then I read an article somewhere about the message it conveys, (whether it is unintentional or not) which is that suicide can be used as a means to get revenge, make the people who didn’t care suddenly pine after you and be filled with regrets that they…

Unfortunately, that oversimplifies this particular situation. I work in vaccine advocacy in the Twin Cities, and the Somali population is at a real disadvantage when it comes to parsing out information regarding autism, which is “new” to them. Many of them tell us they had never seen autism before coming to this…

I’m a 33 year old man that went through a bad breakup, got into Art/Running/Hiking and been looking into clay classes and I called it my midlife crisis. Him being 53 and it being called that just showed the life expectancy of blacks versus white men :(

I AINT GIVIN UP MY WEED DOE

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

Her husband took both his wife and mistress on vacation at THE SAME TIME. If you know that about a 52 year old man and still marry him thinking he’s going to change, you totally deserve whatever comes your way. Maybe this was an arrangement that she thought would work out when she was young and at this point she’s…

As always in these discussions, it is important to raise a glass to that tragically now-defunct oddity of the early internet, dolphinsex.org. According to its author, female dolphins have all kinds of muscles in their vaginas, and can do things mere humans can only dream of.

Are you alright, Melania?

They make hobos fight to the death, so if I were you, I’d just whistle on past that graveyard.

Deadspin proves that those men still exist and think that even when women have their own sports organizations they’re still useless and unnecessary and an affront to their respective sports.