God, what an idiotic waste of money.

They will never impeach him ever. He could piss in Paul Ryan’s face and buttfuck Mitch McConnell’s wife and guess what — President Trump will still be in charge.

He’s gotta do a ribbon cutting eventually. You should make a drive to where ever he is and bring signs, friends, a video camera and loop in the local press.

I think rather than the “knowing he has limited time in office” strategy, his handlers are using the “do all the cartoonishly terrible things at once so we overwhelm the opposition and they can’t fight back” strategy.

I think we need to mobilize and each find one or two specific causes we can target, while being…

My fear is that since they rip off everyone all of this is a ploy by Pence and Ryan to undermine Trump by letting him do whatever he wants, effectively setting himself up for the headshot, then getting all Machiavelli like Frank Underwood and stealing the presidency.

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

Damnit, I want in on that bet. If only I had a rich daddy who would give me a million so I could make more money and then end up losing more than I made.

Exactly. And let’s not forget that she married him knowing full well who he was. He already had rape and sexual assault claims against him. He had already been a serial philanderer who for all intents and purposes had nothing to do with his kids (save Ivanka) while growing up. She knew all this and still married him…

True fact: Kellyanne Conway was the knife he used to stab the guy.

I do know that there is a precedent for these sorts of nominations. I totally understand why Hopkins got it for Silence of the Lambs for example, even though he was hardly in the movie, after I saw it I would have just said he was in the whole thing. But to me, Williams’ performance was fine, but did not blow my…

I can make reasonable assumptions based on having seen literally hundreds of permission slips and consent forms in dozens of districts, having been raised in a family of educators.

You guys are nothing if not predictable.

Can we stop refering to her as Clueless star Stacey Dash and just refer to her as Clueless Stacey Dash from now on.

Nop box is empty, thats how klassy they are.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I assume too much bleach and hairspray. I suspect she has naturally thin and slightly dirty blonde hair that she aggressively dyes and then teases for volume. Why she can’t get better with her money, that I do not know, but she might just insist on this specific look. I used to work with a truly terrible woman who did…

My best guess is heat damage. She probably got used to using a curling/straightening iron or a very hot dryer when she was younger and had hair healthy enough to handle it, but as she’s gotten older her hair has lost the ability to cope and she didn’t change her methods to suit the different (read dry) texture. A…

At this point many Trump supporters are so delusional, you could stab their parents in front of them - as long as you explain that it’s necessary to make America great again, they would smile and nod while trying to dodge the blood splatter.

My whole family stood in zero degree weather for hours to see the Obamas on his pre-inaugural whistlestop tour. These snowflake Trump supporters can step off.

But he already said last night that the rain won’t matter.