I’m unsure what you are saying. If you are dissing their vacation time look at GWs schedule and go back under the bridge. If you are not part of the basket of deplorables living under a bridge with the other troglodytes then yeah, me too! They all deserve a long vacation.  

Mad because he hasn’t beaten Bush Jr.’s vacation record?

Bush literally took 2 and a half YEARS of vacation over his 8 years in office. If Obama’s 3 and a half MONTHS of vacation time has cost 80 million dollars, then surely Dubya’s was in the trillions.

There will be oil paintings of Ivanka in a bikini in every room. Oil paintings are classy as f**k.

You can tell she works at Fox because of those edges. The ancestors won’t let them settle and lay down, since she sold out.

“Squad” will not die until black people step up to the plate and come up with an acceptable term white people can appropriate (and subsequently run into the ground)*. Until then, “squad” is the word. Ball’s in your court, blacks.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

She shouldn’t body shame the skinny girls, but .... Demi is right that Taylor’s whole “Bad Blood” thing with Katy is shitty, and I don’t understand why no one else here is agreeing on that point. Honestly, Katy is the only one in the whole situation who comes out smelling like roses. Weird, quirky,…

I really tried to care this morning because drama follows Demi like a shadow but clowns were spotted on my school campus last night and I’m considering moving out of the country because of it.

For those of you looking for it, here’s the passage in question:

She was speaking anecdotally about her own experience. Remember the part about “I had 2 kids by the time I was 27 and had been married for four years. But thats what I wanted.”

I think the implication is thatSwift is still exploring options, and Kidman was well committed in an incompatible relationship at a similar age.

Honestly I think it was like, look at Taylor swift. She is young. I can’t believe I had kids and a marriage at that young age.

I thought “walking bowl of buttered noodles” was some kind of reference to her being....bland? I could be wrong, but I didn’t think that was a criticism of her being slender.

This is satire right? I hope so.

Nah she meant what she meant. A woman whose body is outside the realm of haughty white chaste sexuality is to be admonished to emphasize how it’s wrong and you wouldn’t dare cause you’re “good” or whatever bullshit thing white women have used to belittle women of color because they’re threatened that they won’t be in…

My two year old runs to the terrace every morning and screams in his thick Queens accent, “Get atta hea!” at the pigeons as if it’s always the first time. Ah, toddlers. Ah, city kids.