From that face I’m thinking she hates babies or Luke shit in her hand.

I believe I can fly . . .

oooh, Underground Bunker is showing receipts on Jada.

I’ve had a hard time explaining why I find the show mesmerizing, but their chemistry and openness about coping mechanisms is a big part of it.

I’m afeard.

OMG. LOL. My cousin’s Bae wanted to bring broccoli salad and we were like, NO. Save that ish for a bbq where we can pretend its not there. (and actually people liked it at the bbq).

YES. You can’t say “I won’t to get to know you” and “don’t sit down.” Also, I have a generic antipathy to serving sit down food at a stand up event.

But I’ve been in cross-cultural relationships and have had the Thanksgiving talk.

Yeah. Not defending him. I talked about his defensiveness in another comment and forgot to repeat it here.

Oh lord.

I just looked it up—very close to my Mama’s recipe.

I wish people at work watched it. I’m dying to go in and say “how DARE you compare a great man like David Miscavage to Martin Luther King, Jr.!!??!!”

laughing that people are assuming the President picked the menu. It was racist and he handled it horribly, but I’m guessing an assistant did all of the arrangements.

it’s cool but behind your back and then telling you later is rude as hell.

As someone who hates cooking turkey, I was just wondering why y’all didn’t split the cooking duties, but that makes sense if she needs to have her domain to herself.

White people from the North.

Since its Tennessee, I’m going to guess that the catering staff was black and that MacN Cheese was hella good. An even bigger offense is having people stand and eat. SIT LIKE YOU HAVE SOME SENSE. Serve finger food if you want to roam like barbarians.

I have a lot of questions, but will stick with two: why didn’t your wife warn you? Why don’t you and your wife do the cooking together?

I believe “misogynoir” was made for this situation. Along with “assault.”

On the other hand, my partner ended up getting sick right before a wedding and the family told me to just bring someone (it was a giant wedding). I brought my 10 year old nephew (long story) who is very well behaved and had the time of his life. In his 30s and he still remembers it.