That travel pillow will come in handy when I am trying to immobilize random women. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Wizzle Wuzzle?

"Hey, I fart and burp and scratch my butt. I'm not like other women. I'm more like one of the guys. I farted in a church once and everyone stared at me. I was like whatever. Guys like me because I'm like totally attainable and stuff. I'm just a normal person like you. I shop at Wal-Mart. I fart like a sailor."

Moronic statement.

Trump isn't racist. Latinos and blacks voted for Trump same as everyone else. Latinos worked on his campaign staff. Some blacks stayed away from the polls rather than vote for Clinton.

Don't heed Bellomo everybody. He's just stalking me because I called him out on defending the mafia and criticizing the FBI on a separate forum.

What do you mean by that last sentence?

What is racist about my comment?

Look up the statistics for black on black crime in Chicago and NY and get back to me.

Enjoy someone moaning like a banshee into a mic for 75 minutes.

"Hey, Sebastian. You hear the new Arcade Fire album? Win Butler gurgled into a mic for 7 minutes. It's supposed to be about the floods in Indonesia or something. It's the best thing I ever heard."

Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse and Radiohead suck.

The weird bigotry from Americans towards Americans from Southern states has always amused me - especially when they are talking about how "racist" all Southern people are, you know while simultaneously calling them all "rednecks", "dumb", "hicks" etc, etc.

Kevin Spacey had quite the run from Swimming with Sharks to American Beauty.

Is that the show where he gets beaten up by Joey Merlino and Mike Ciancaglini on the basketball court in the opening credits?

Why does Jaden always look like he's trying to hold in a fart?

Was a good looking kid. No pedo.

I worked with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

I think there is a poltergeist in my ass judging by some of these farts..

At least my comments are shit in a self aware way, and I don't actually think they are funny - like some of the mooks here (including you) who think the comment section is a comedy workshop.