Sarah Andersen summin’ it up

I liked them with I was kid, but they both turned into their dad: a right-winger who who drivers a lifted truck, chews tobacco, and have the sort of politics that usually ends with “...I thought this was America.” Everytime I meet their kids I think of that Maria Bamford bit about going to art class with kids names…

Next time a relative brings this up tell them you’re eagerly awaiting the first round of infidelity and divorces. Unless you like your cousins, of course. In that case, just tell prying relatives to mind their own damn business.

I think he made a great Batman, but not a particularly good Bruce Wayne. He was way too aloof and socially awkward in public. and too much of a recluse. Granted that likely has more to do with the script and Burton’s direction, but Michael Keaton never gave us the sort of three performances (Batman, the Billionaire…

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Lol at this article.  Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Or Frank Costanza’s Serenity Prayer, Part II: “Serenity Now!”

I’ve definitely been one of those guys, being bitter about why women didn’t want me, and feeling anger about this fact, and anger toward the perceived cause of the problem. I’ve blessedly moved beyond, to a better place, but having been there, I am all too aware of how seductive the allure of incel culture can be.

Actually that was just Coke Bee, Coke’s newest drink line.

Lol. So to this guy, there are two options:

Because living in a brick McMansion 5-10 miles from anything of interest and the most culturally significant thing in the area being the first McDonalds in the metro suburban area sounds like actual hell to me.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

What the actual fuck. Magical horses, obvious dead mom and child foreshadowing in first minute, Cleganebowl in the backdrop of fire and ash.

Ugh, that’s so shit! I hope it goes as smoothly as possible for you.

Pick some random D-3 school with a name like “Lesterworth” or “East Iowa of Purdue” and just become a fucking obnoxious diehard fan; one who calls into local radio shows even though it’s a time zone away and who eventually alienates his friends and family with this obsession that isn’t any more idiotic than rooting…

The Rockers were a great tag team back in the day.

Was planning a move with my boyfriend at the time. We had secured the new apartment but had only started packing up the stuff and wouldn’t be ready to move in for about a week.

They’re genuinely terrified if they betray trump they lose his base, which is all in on trump. It’s a trump world, the GOP is just living in it. 

I’m mostly interested to rewatch Endgame, listlessly peeking down the aisle at another passenger’s screen while they watch Tolkein.