Can we get Drew Magary to try your recipe? 

Hmm, something seems off here...

He either needs a jump shot or some self-awareness. He has neither right now. He’s still a very effective player, but the writing is on the wall with the three straight first-round exits that especially in the playoffs he cannot beat good teams by himself. It was maddening to watch him play right into Portland’s…

I’m trying to avoid responding to all the grays on this one. You’re not in the grays, but this is a response to all of them as well.

The Mueller Report, despite being written by Angry Democrats and Trump Haters, and with unlimited money behind it ($35,000,000), didn’t lay a glove on me. I DID NOTHING WRONG.

Gosh, if only the people living outdoors had a facility that was dedicated to getting them INDOORS, and that had a proven track record of helping nearly half of their guests successfully exit homelessness. Something exactly like the facility you’re opposing here.

Boy, do I have some bad news about New Japan and women.

The way the Thunder carry themselves vs. how good they actually are is approaching peak John Wall.  

Dads can be important, but they aren’t inherently important because they happen to be a dad

It did get out of hand when Jared Dudley shoved Carroll, screaming "DE-MARRE....GET THE TABLES!"

This is the kind of thing I would pray and hope for when my crushes stopped talking to me. I’d be like “Maybe they just like me so much they can’t handle it!” when I knew the sad truth was They’re Just Not That Into Me. Hearing your story is heartwarming.

For me it would be the three episode arc from Angel season 4 when Faith returns and works with Wesley to defeat Angelus and restore Angel’s soul, even if it kills her: “Salvage,” “Release,” and “Orpheus.”

I don’t understand this infatuation with pro/rel. All it does is insure same teams win it year after year. Since Premier League in ‘92, their have only been six winners, two of whom only one once. 70% of the champions have been just two teams. Meanwhile, in same time, the big four leagues have seen 15,14,14 and 10…

Indeed.

Precisely. My wife convinced me to grow one during no shave November, I told her I felt like a dog with mange because of how patchy and itchy it is. Never again.

PSA: nobody cares about your lady-boner. I love Jez, but the hypocrisy on here is unreal sometimes. Their body, their choice, end of story. How hard is this? These kinds of posts, which have been common on here lately, reek of the same delusional entitlement exhibited by pathetic groups of male dweebs who gather on…

Thanos was an idiot. First of all, he killed off more than half of all life. How many school bus drivers or passenger plane pilots got dusted, killing everyone in their vehicles? What did those vehicles crash into? I haven’t seen anything that said the snap was evenly distributed. Maybe he only killed one of those…

“Harris was a prosecutor, which means she was a cop.”

he’s all “Well....I told the truth from a certain point of view.”

My wife raised the same concern and I’m going with him having a little bell like Hector Salamaca from Breaking Bad that he just rings it when he needs to be moved by some off screen/unnamed chair jockey at his disposal.