Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

I've heard of Hatch chiles but I had no idea it was as serious as all that. I'm a big breakfast burrito nut and this is scratching me where I itch. Time to get some Hatch chiles and breakfast burrito it up. Sounds like a great hangover food for day after tomorrow.

This other person is always white too. Always.

It is a catch-all for behaviors that Jezebel doesn't like but can't necessarily be called sexist or racist.

aka 50% of Jezebel commenters and you are just here to like, totally vanilla privilege all over them.

I went through some of my Google search history and it is depressing as fuck.

2014: The Year of the Asshole

Donald Sterling dumped ice over his head before getting punched out in an elevator with Richard Sherman yelling, "Fuck her right in the pussy with a model airplane!"

I cannot believe the discourse here aimed at you and the OP. Most everyone is majorly missing the points that you and he have been making. No one is trying to "police" expression, and for the love of god, I have never heard anyone try to racialize Twitter the way I've seen it brought up in this thread. The point is…

Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

It's actually about ethics in Jezebel's comment section

I thought THIS was TV's biggest charlatan! Monorail, monorail, monorail!

Don't fake it when you have sex with them. They'll remember that.

Not even just for women in public, I think. I don't believe it's reasonable to demand the Feminist Seal of Approval for every action any woman makes. It becomes this impossible standard. If you're one way, you're a prudish, sex hating feminazi. If you're another, you're a brainwashed victim who's regurgitating…

Toni Kroos, Bastien Schweinsteiger, David Alaba, Philipp Lahm, Thomas Mueller, Holger Badstuber, Mats Hummels, Alou Diarra, Owen Hargreaves. Yeah, Bayern's academy really needs to get it's shit together.

it's not that we're telling you to shut up. It's more that you already have such a powerful voice so if you could use that voice to elevate the voice of minorities would be a much better use of your power.

This is just the thing to make OSHA sexy again.

There is a lot of talk why gender equality has stalled. In my opinion, one reason is that while legally in many countries women and men have equal rights, there are more subtle things to tackle now - as general gender roles, stereotyping and bias. And I really believe one of the reasons that we are not progressing…

Why? I mean setting aside the particulars of Williams and Watson, why is "there are more important things" invalid? Saying that everything is equally important seems like some leftover aggressively consensus-based feminist thinking that got us nowhere. I know we're at Jezebel where the dreaded "judging" is about the…