Those two deserve each other. 

In the days of AIM I had an online “girlfriend” when I was like 12 years old. I was so infatuated with her that I made a wooden heart in shop class and painted it red, with the intent of writing a love poem on it and sending it to her. It ended up a misshapen mess more akin to an octagon than a heart, and the red…

I grow facial hair like an 80 year old woman. Trust me, not all beards are created equal, and you'd much rather have a clean face than a "beard" that's splotchy and thin. 

We know who Paul Heyman is going to be replacing Brock with he retires.

Two very valuable things I learned while working for Hilton are: the silly phrase “The Wings of No,” and how to fix somebodies complaints. The Wings of No is basically a strategy for how to tell somebody they can’t have something while giving them an alternative. Instead of saying “I’m sorry, we can’t do that,” you…

How dare you...Davos is a goddamned gem.

We get it, you want Lebron and Davis together in LA. Jesus guys, this isn't the Pinkertons coming in to bust a strike, this is an organization not trading a guy when he wanted to. 

My mom spanked me, and do you know what I learned? How to avoid being spanked. I never stopped the behavior, I just hid it better. Thank the lord for child therapists and understanding teachers, is all i can say.

It was not a joke. Fans rushing the ring or attacking wrestlers was a pretty common thing, especially in the territorial days of the 70s and 80s. My favorite story is legendary mean asshole Ole Anderson getting stabbed by an old man with a tiny knife. I think nowadays most fans know it’s all a work, so it doesn’t…

What DOESN'T go on in there is the bigger question. I took a leak at work yesterday and ended up in a Greco-Roman wrestling match. 

We eat our own, then argue with each other about who tasted the best.

Yes, the world is a dangerous place. But to quote Maslow: “I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.” People who worship guns, who believe that their weapon is the first, last, and best line of defense against an attack of any sort, and eschew any other…

You’re missing the point. This isn’t about the drivers not being satisfied with the original pay, it’s about Uber cutting their pay unilaterally, which they have every legal right to do because these drivers are independent contractors instead of employees. But just because something is legal doesn’t make it just or…

That’s my line!

I took a buddy of mine, who is disabled, to the ER because he has diverticulitis. I had gotten off of work at 8am, we arrived at the ER at around 8:30am, and got seen around 3pm. I waited with him until he get admitted at 11pm. Wait times in hospitals, ERs, and urgent cares are insane, the reason I didn’t go when I…

The think that kills me is, people know that a game, especially an MMO or any online multiplayer game, is going to be a mess at launch. It’s been like that for at least half a decade, and yet people will still jump at the chance to buy it right off the bat then bitch and moan about the quality. Y’all know this, don’t…

The Rock had gynecomastia, which is why he wore a shirt while wrestling for like a year. He ended up getting surgery for it, I think.

For me (and this is an extremely specific example) I drink one soda a day, and that is a Mountain Dew. I work overnights in a job that requires me to up and alert at all times, and is also highly regimented in terms of times things need to happen. The bottle of soda lasts me exactly 45 minutes, at which point I refill…

Up until maybe 10-15 years ago, NFL Films would constantly air those BIG HITS compilations of players getting absolutely destroyed on the field. It’s very dramatic to see a helmet go flying, or a player running at full speed charge into a wide receiver; at the end of the day, most fans like the mix of extreme, sudden…

I think one thing we’re seeing now is a huge culture shift in the wrestling landscape. The current crop of fans and wrestlers alike grew up during the waning years of WCW and ECW and got to see the rise of the indie scene with Ring of Honor of CZW, and the resurgence of NJPW. This generation of fans (mostly in their…