All of this is making me super antsy. I’ve been outside chain smoking like a motherfucker. Come on California, reign us in that victory.

Oh yeah...this is the shit I live for. These articles make me feel alive.

This is going to be fun. If any Deadspin writer decides to respond, he’ll be batted away with gentle, patronizing allegations of having privilege. I honestly hope it goes on for a while.

Jeremy’s...iron?

I never thought the thing that stopped me from talking about politics as an Americorps member would be used for something useful.

Yes! I forgot about “woke” and “punch up.” Everything needs to be deconstructed to death until original intent is left by the wayside. I understand that there texts and subtexts to many things, but a dumbass Amy Schumer video isn’t exactly the cultural watershed it’s made out to be. Not everything is an insidious…

It’s the pedestal problem this website has. Every woman is perfect until they’re not, and when they’re not, it’s open season. When some commentors take issue with their sacred few (like Beyonce) the majority swarm with accusations of racism, non-privilege-checking, white feminism, etc etc. There are still great…

Outside the restaurant Penny Cluse, oddly enough. The whole city was pretty much standing outside trying to see him.

Godfather Part 2 is more half prequel, half sequel. Shit, if it was made now, they’d all it Godfather: Origins or something something like that.

I absolutely adore Booker T and think he gets lost in the shuffle a lot of the times when talking about the workhorses of WCW. But really, Flair personified WCW: he was brash, flamboyant, and could go toe-to-toe with anybody. His match with Arn at Fall Brawl is just a master class in in-ring psychology and…

Lesnar might be the least interesting wrestler on the roster. There’s not surprise to his matches, you always know how their going to end.

I mean...yes, he is qualified to endorse somebody. I don’t think there are qualifications for endorsement, so really anybody can. People generally have pet issues that they believe their candidate can successfully address or maybe (hopefully) solve. LeBron is a powerful voice in a swing state, his word will carry some…

I half expected Hillary to just do an Office-like turn to the camera and give a bemused look.

On my Xbox there’s some odd dialogue stuttering and dead enemies sometimes flicker out of existence. It’s a disappointment, really, since Bioshock is such an amazing game.

What would you, as a manager, do if an employee came to you with this specific situation?

I saw Dylan in Albuquerque maybe 7 years ago, and he just kind of mumbled his way through half of a dozen songs then bailed out of there. The best part of that show was that Bad Company played this massive set because the other two opening acts got stranded when their bus broke down. It was quite the disheartening…

PT is scary because it’s short. It doesn’t overstay its welcome and its sense of creeping dread doesn’t come at the expense of other things in the game. I loved it in the same way I love a TV show episode or short film.

I’m trying to watch Summerslam on a spotty Internet connection instead.

I worked in a very small office with only four other people, and I was the only one not super into it, so I mostly just went along with it. But my idea of mindfulness is taking 7 minutes for a smoke break, not all the soothing exercise stuff. My ex-boss was into it though she should sometimes stop all work so we could…