My Boxer was a licker galore and I would do the same thing, but give her a push on the backside with my hand. It breaks their concentration on what their doing and resets their brain, and the monosyllabic sound acts as an auditory cue for the same thing. When I was training her to walk without a muzzle, it was a…

I hope Better Call Saul wins everything. Odenkirk nails every line reading and facial expression and everything else he comes across.

Of course not. And for gods sake, don’t crowd source parenting advice from this website.

Sander’s campaign was a shit show that relied too heavily on on-the-ground support and word of mouth and didn’t even try to court other democrats or liberals. I say this as somebody who voted for the guy, but he did not have his ducks in a row.

Lindsay Lohan and I are the exact same age, down to the year. I feel like my life is a little bit more in order than hers. And we both celebrated our 21st in Vegas! She was at the Palms, I was at the Gold Coast. It was kismet.

I honestly think back to my History 102 class, where the syllabus had GRAPHIC CONTENT in certain videos we would be watching, and the ability to complete an alternate assignment. It seems so simple, yet somehow it’s turned into this weird generational issue about hurt feelings.

I’m from Albuquerque and Breaking Bad got things shockingly correct. I haven’t watched that show about witness protection, though.

I honestly thought I couldn’t be more impressed with her until she busted out flawless French during a press conference at the French Open.

People who say shit like that probably had teachers that said “I don’t know, CAN you go to the bathroom?”

He went my alma mater (University of New Mexico), and the team used to stay at the hotel I worked at during events and what not. It was a tie between him and Alex Kirk for being the absolute most assholish guest I’ve ever had.

A security guard at the hotel I used to work at once showed me a nude pic from his girlfriend during a smoke break. I was absolutely horrified that a person would just show a coworker a photo that somebody sent to them in confidence. Now, even if my girlfriend offers to send me one, I get super nervous that somebody…

My 25 year old girlfriend named her cat Kitty and her hedgehog Hedgie. I renamed the hedgehog to Hedginald Vel Johnson and she was not a fan, but the hedgehog seems to like it.

I recruit volunteers as part of my job and I got one whose name is Taylor Dayne and I kept trying run that bit by my coworkers but none of them were having it.

Tig Notaro looks, acts, and talks exactly like my best friends therapist (or is it the other way around?). I will always be on Team Tig if for no other reason than the fact I get to laugh at a 7 minute documenting her intense and brief relationship with Taylor Dayne.

I once got headbutted in the nards while playing freshmen football. I did not handle it nearly as well as this kid handles it.

The Thick of It is such a great show, with so many quotable lines.

This reads like a Mallory Ortberg “Ayn Rand Review Children Books,” and I am game for babies who do adult things.

As someone currently swimming through the brine pool of Vermont higher education, this is 100% correct. It could never have competed in a small city market with two other colleges and a major university. It was doomed to fail.

But I do bet they feel just magnificent about themselves right now.

I mean...she’s not that great an actor. She looks the part, but that’s about it.