I was at a Padres/Astros game when the bees attacked. Fans were screaming at Lance Berkman to run the hell away, and it always makes me laugh thinking about Berkman and Biggio slowly realizing that they were being swarmed by bees. The game ended up being canceled in the 4th.

I worked in hospitality for many years, and the rules changed pretty fucking quickly the day this was reported on in 2008. It used to very much be that you could say “sure, I’ll put you in a room next to this person,” but now most places won’t even confirm or deny if a guest is staying at that property. The way to get…

Looks like he’s wearing a sash.

I’ve eaten at Cracker Barrel a grand total of once, and it made me so sick I had to call off work for two days. Fuck that place.

You’ll find that most, if not all, the lost revenue from college athletics comes from football programs. I am ardently against college football in general, but this article is about a basketball team at an Ivy League school which does not offer athletic scholarships. Plus, getting rid of athletics will not “free up a…

I will always star a Damien Sandow “Savior of the Masses” gif. You’re doing gods work here.

She sleepwalked (sleptwalked?) through two Hellboy movies.

100000000000000% this. You have to right on every issue at all times, or else all your opinions and thoughts are null and void.

Not sure sure I’d be quoting Professor Griff on anything. Dude is a whack job.

This beyond video game basketball...this is beyond this realm of existence.

Nah, I would bet silk sheets, and he spreads out and takes up the whole bed each night, sometimes with my boy Mojo Rawley.

He always (at least for me) hangs out at the Guns, Guns, Guns in Goodneighbor when you enter the town. When I walk up to the store, he kinda turns, looks at me, and walks out.

Looks the Bomaye is making an early appearance.

Are you sure Lockhart Steele isn’t a plant from Harlequin Books?

After the whole Steve and Bryce Alford thing, Lobo fans are understandably reticent to take on another father/son duo.

He’s so handsome and romantic.

I helped run a summer science camp last year and there was what I can only describe as an epidemic of smutty apps being used by the 12-14 year old students. One of them was disguised as a calculator but was actually a photo app that could be used to manipulate pictures and put the subject in sexually explicit…

I actually did watch it (it’s very, very funny), and I’ve read all his books too. “Have a Nice Day” is still a reread for me 16 years later.

I listened to that book on a cross country flight. Shoemaker does an impressive job of categorizing how insanely fucked up wrestling can be on the talent.

I also don’t see him coming back to the Fed like Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin. The precautionary measures just make this feel more final. We’re starting to see the collective impact of the indie style (high flying, high risk, tons of outside and awkward bumps) take it’s toll on guys who are usually rock solid. Most…