It was that, and her description of babies taking showers. Makes me straight up giggle every time.

I couldn’t remember when her first album came out, so when I Googled her name one of the related people was Taylor Dayne. I lol’d.

Chipotle: what happens when you make “meh” a food.

I’m actually a fan of red, which puts me in the minority. A gigantic Cecelia’s breakfast burrito, smothered in red...that’s close to heaven.

I’m from New Mexico, and as somebody who was raised on the question “red or green,” I say that Chipotle is okay. If I’m going out and we want to get some food, there are probably five places within driving distance of Chipotle that are better, but if somebody really wants to go, I won’t raise a stink.

My school’s library is half underground. I worked overnights for most of my college career, so I would schlup my ass down to the Zimmerman Library basement, roll a chair between the stacks, and seep like a baby for two hours before my classes started.

Without Punk, I doubt we would have seen the explosion in indie talent being swept up by the Fed that we see now. His rise to the top was so well timed and executed (and brought us the magnificence of Daniel Bryan), it’ll be felt for the next ten years, at least. On the other hand, he’s an asshole and an entitled…

That photo looks like opening page to a horror book about the people who believe age doesn’t exist.

Fuck the Alfrods and their no-word-keeping-ways.

I’m playing as a melee character with maxed strength and endurance and all my armor is asbestos lined so I can’t be set on fire. I just busted out my ripper and closed the gap on each enemy. They went down pretty quickly.

I...I kinda liked it? I watched it in a rush, trying to outrun my 30 day free trial, but Rachel McAdams is always a winner and seeing Colin Farrell be all bloated and gross was a blast.

The thing about MATN, he doesn’t exploit glitches or save spam his games. He just takes insane amounts of preparation and knowledge and puts it to good use.

All of these seem very exhausting.

I dated a girl named Debra in high school and discovered Pulp shortly after our messy breakup. This song made me weep like a baby when I first heard it.

If you want to watch some crazy shit, check out Lucha Underground. It’s fun and weird and totally gets the things the WWE doesn't.

Goddamn I love my state and it’s weird relation to politicians. I worked at the hotel that hosted the local Democratic Party during the 2012 election and they went FUCKING BANANAS. They left a pool of vomit in the hallway and stacked all the chairs in their room. It was weird.

That was fascinating, and not too snarky either. Solid work.