My girlfriend calls herself a Republican, but only because she doesn’t give a shit about anything. Doesn’t care about abortion, taxes, guns...anything. It’s bizarre because she works in a group home and always talks about how fucked up the legal system is, but she just shrugs her shoulders and says there’s nothing she…

The freedomness of all this is just too much for me.

I was having a conversation a couple of days ago with my brother about the most insane life of an athlete (his was Diego Maradona), so the topic was on my mind.

Cracked touched on this in one of there videos a couple years ago.

I bet it was Denny McLain, because that dude’s whole life is a fascinating trainwreck.

Time and bloat. He started to look soft in the 5th season of Angel, and now that he’s got a cushy gig he has no reason to go back.

This is so true. My parents are helping me get snow tires. But I also make 10K a year on purpose...

The Frontrunner trains in Utah are super nice, but the liquid poo slowly creeping down the aisle is a pretty great metaphor for most of Utah.

It is also GIS Day. Geography nerds, unite!

As a hotelier (front desk, night audit), it’s easy to be flippant about how persnickety people get about their loyalty points. We had a guy would come in once a week and stay at three different brands during his stay just to earn the maximum amount of points. But when you don’t really have a home to go to or travel…

The random, weird ass kills are great. I had a Gunner blow up his OWN mine while I was trying to snipe him. This game is great.

The best part about all this: iZombie can make a Kristaps Porzingis joke and totally have it land.

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Personally, I prefer me some Franklin Pierce. Go get it, Franky.

Holy moly...great headline.

Not so sure that’s a fun story, but it certainly is an entertaining one. I once got chewed out at work for talking about zombie Joseph Smith rising from the grave to baptize your relatives when I first heard about the doctrine of vicarious baptisms. My boss was just horrified at the whole thing.

The indoctrination at a young age is insane. During testimony at church parents will whisk their little ones up to the podium and swear that they have a burning desire to bear their testimony. But I have a real hard time believing that that 8 year old who’s being force fed lines by a whispering parent truly…

I lived in Orem for a spell, and the difference in atmosphere is night and day. I had a friend who lived in Salt Lake and every chance I got I would drive up to hang out with her.

SLC has a massive LGBTQ population that is very active in politics. I truly think SLC is a great city with lots of good people, but Utah is weird man.

I had a general, vague idea of what sex was, but was always more interested in everything leading up to the actual act. The back and forth, the touching and kissing, the feeling that somebody actually wanted to do...that...with me. That was what occupied most of my brain in middle school.