Roger playing haunted house music was the absolute best, and couple that with Peggy fucking ROLLER SKATING around the empty husk of of SC&P...it was damn near magical. Roger playing the requiem, and Peggy skating on it’s bones.

There are two times I can remember actually crying while watching a show: when Buffy mumbles her fatigued “mommy?” after finding Joyce dead, and when Fred implores Wesley “Why can’t I stay?” Heartbreaking stuff.

Pound for pound, Angel is actually a better show than Buffy. I love Buffy, but the cutesiness and too-clever dialogue can get tiresome.

When we first started dating, my GF would make me sit and watch Honey Boo Boo with her for, like, hours on end. It was that and Dance Moms that were on MY TV! for days and days. I told her that, in order to off set all this awful TV, she had to watch The Wire with me, from beginning to end, and discuss the themes and…

Flushed the beta she gave me down the toilet, then returned the bowl to her house with a goldfish cracker in it. Definitely not my proudest moment.

TDK is probably my least favorite movie ever. It’s so convenient: the whole thing could end if somebody just got sick of The Joker and killed him, or noticed the school bus driving out of a bank, or the millions of gallons of gas being shuffled around Gotham, or the cops just go around the burning refuse pile instead…

Ha! Wrestling is huge in Japan. Most of the big names make a stint in Japan, as well as Mexico and the UK. It’s a pretty international business.

No, it doesn’t. And you know full well it doesn’t. The wrestlers work a handful of spots ahead of time, and mostly improv the rest. I’m getting pretty tired of trying to explain why you’re wrong, but I think you don’t care to actually learn about the business or any of the stuff that goes on behind the scenes, so I’m…

Yes. They maintain the illusion that it’s real. The term for that is kayfabe. It’s not a secret of any kind, at all. It’s the only business where the actors are inexorably tied to their characters: Nick Nemeth is Dolph Ziggler, Roderick Toombs is Rowdy Roddy Piper. But, there are many instances of breaking kayfabe,…

She only brings it out when family comes by.

It’s not a sport. It’s sports entertainment. Nobody thinks it’s a legitimate sport. The only people who even bring up that point are the people that, for some reason, like shitting on things other people like. You don’t have to like it, but for the love of god, come up with a new reason to criticize it besides old,…

Anybody who brings up the “it’s not real!” thing is spouting off the same shit that’s been said for 30 years. Yes, it’s scripted, as is most entertainment. Yes, the matches are predetermined. They tell broad stories about heroes and villains and take themselves way too seriously. I get tired of watching the same shit…

The best match at Rival, by far, was the fatal four way. Those matches can very easily go haywire with the wrestlers just standing around, not really sure what to do, then hitting one or two big spots. Bayley, Charlotte, Banks, and Lynch are such fantastic workers and know each other so well it flowed magnificently.…

Looks like somebody takes his cues from Washington.

And, much like cops who confiscate drugs, the school administrators promptly “used” the Oreos. It was a wild night.

To be fair, we’re the only species that does lots of things.

Not sure I’d categorize MS-13 as badass, more like international gang that kills lots of people. But tomato, toma-toe I guess.

Interesting, to say the least.

Yeah? Should she smile more too?

Guh...ahhh....that’s disgusting. I remember a bit from Joe Rogen talking about “left over monkey shit.” That, that right there is left over monkey shit.