Eh, overrated schlock. The fandom really makes it, cause the movie itself is average at best.

That reminds me of the scene in Short Term 12 where the clueless new guy says he’s taking a semester off to work to with underprivileged kids and one of the kids pipes up “I wanna know what you mean by that, underprivileged,” and the new guy just stumbles around for a bit.

And they have this bizarre thing called Valley Sickness. There’s these little spores that only grow in the Sonora Desert that will fuck up anybody who has not lived in the area. The symptoms mimic a really bad flu that lasts for a couple days, then just...poof!...goes away. Apparently it’s a big deal for athletes who…

No, not at all.

I think we all know who should have sung at the wedding.

Arizona fucking sucks big donkey balls.

War and Peace is, in my opinion, the most accessible classic novel. It touches on damn near everything: war, romance, history. If you’re a history buff, you can also really trace how Tolstoy came up with his theories about historiography.

Shit, neither can I, honestly.

I do audio-books for road trips if I’m traveling alone. Having a story to keep me company works wonders.

Humblebrag time: I actually am reading Tolstoy.

Okay, this is a different issue, but what the hell is the deal with the hate for e-readers? I prefer my Nook for two reasons: I am moving around a lot because of different jobs and hauling books is a bitch, and I can read with a black background and white lettering. The white-on-black is so much easier on eyes and I…

How I often feel when Fox News people surprise me.

It was a joke, brah. Don’t take yourself so seriously, maybe?

You truly are a trailblazer. Without you, Netflix would have probably forgotten the whole thing. Kudos to you.

This video is one of my favorite things ever. D'Souza get's absolutely destroyed. It's a pretty lengthy video (1 hour, 47 minutes), but it's worth it just to seem him make of a complete ass out of himself.

For better or worse, we will always have Luther.

Playing James Bond is really not the only role a suave British man can play. He’s gonna have plenty of opportunities to kick ass and steal hearts, don’t worry.

Okay, fine...Bradshaw beating the every loving shit out of the Blue Meanie at One Night Stand 2006 (and subesquently Stevie Richards clobbering him with a chair). New Jack cutting open a 17 year old kid in the infamous “Mass Transit Incident.” Chris Jericho smacking an airborne Chris Benoit in the head with a chair at…

Yeah, wrestling is fake violence, with all those kicks to the head and Steve Austin and Tazz damn near getting paralyzed and Shawn Michaels having to retire for 4 years after a botched move. Bunch of sissies, really.

Unfortunately, that ain’t gonna happen. Her Mania appearance was on a one-day contract and her agent said she is not signing with the WWE.