everybody is putting on a happy face as they travel to Winnipeg

It was really hard for the cops to complete the paperwork on Dotel as he has changed drug cartels over a dozen times since retiring from the MLB.

Cops: Who’s responsible for this?

Really, who can retire on $98 million in career earnings these days?

It is nice to see professional players invest back into their community.

I’d never heard of Dundalk before 5 minutes ago, but I now hate it a lot.

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

Omar was awesome, though. 

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

Devin Booker has never had the mentality of a great player.  MJ or Kobe or Russ or Harden or any real star would have took that as a challenge and punked Snell.  Instead he whines about having to work on things that will happen in actual games.

Joakim Noah has never been double-teamed outside the champagne room, what does he know

Maybe if he stood still a bit less he would warm up enough to take his dang hoodie off.

The last player to break a Big Mac sign like that was Bartolo Colon at the order kiosk.

I can’t believe this video doesn’t end with Cardinal Fan leaning over to try to retrieve ball from the now-busted M light and plummeting to his demise while hold ball in air in victory.  It seemed inevitable to me that would be the Cardinal Way.  

If this all sounds like an unrelentingly gloomy picture of the Olympic Games, well, it is.

The robot is designed to scan crowds and target individuals who are too “jittery,” or have skin that is too “red-tinted,” as these are supposedly signs that someone is about to commit a terrorist act.

It is so funny to read this today, because there was some Saved by the Bell on this past weekend and I asked my pre-teen son to watch a few episodes with me. I watched and enjoyed the show regularly like a lot of my generation, and I wanted my son to see what was big when I was around his age.

In 2001, I saw Dustin Diamond perform stand-up at a now-defunct comedy club in northern Massachusetts. He was terrible, but he did a passable De Niro impersonation. He also was nowhere near obnoxious as he is now.