Take your star and tighten up those suspenders.

This reminds me of the beef between TuPac-12 and Big East Smalls.

Let this be a lesson to diner patrons everywhere: when you order buffalo, all you get is some lame beef.

Ah yes, another minority hockey player with the infamous “off ice issues.”

Anybody have any idea what the Coyotes are even trying to do at this point?

I hope he gets his career back on track definitely loads of talent, we ought to start sending rescue missions to arizona for any young players wasting away. Shane Doan wasted his whole career out there and they seem set to do the same with Domi, Ekman Larsen, and Keller

Do you guys remember when the 73-9 Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Hilarious.

Seriously?

Look, y’all can have your unicorns, 3-and-d guys, and stretch fours.

I don’t know what you’re accusing him of, but I for one will never believe that Mark Davis is a guy who would allow any corners to be cut.

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

Jeebus H. Love Matthews, he’s incredible. Not sure this is one of his finest moments as much as it’s he has better hands than most and comes out of this hot mess a lot better than the four guys around him. But holy cats, if you’re watching this play and your first reaction is “hey what stick handling by that skill…

(He reportedly might also see some time at first base, after rookie Dom Smith struggled there last year.)

They’re not saying BRUUUUCE, they’re saying FUCK THIS WASTE OF YOUNG PITCHING

Most guys who handle their stick in public just wind up in even more peril.

...unless they see something they want.

I’m not (often) naked when I’m in there working with a bench grinder.

This doesn’t seem so bad! I’ve seriously considered it for my own garage. Keep the doors shut (because frigid Michigan winters) while not sacrificing that sweet, sweet natural light.

Way to penalize the non-exhibitionist car fuckers.

You may keep your garage doors down until further notice.