we have to show total respect for our national anthem for our flag, for our country, we have to do it

Are we just glossing over the fact that Trump sued the NFL in the 1980's? And that maybe his opinion on all things football is clouded by that $1 settlement the USFL owners got? Because he seems like the type of guy to hold a decades long grudge over being thoroughly bitchslapped in court like that.

+Chapter 11

Specifically, football leagues.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Welcome Mr.President!

Too coherent and not enough CAPS to be real...

Terrell Suggs’ expression screams, “This n—- over here. Also I beat my wife multiple times and no one cares because I’m not washed up. Sorry Lil’ Ray.”

Meanwhile we can’t figure out how to eject “GET IN THA HOLE!” guy at golf tournaments.

Be fair. It’s probably early-onset CTE that causes selective memory loss when confronted with evidence of a murder.

Jesus died doing the opposite of taking a knee. He was suspended in the air from a cross.

Early-onset dementia is a hell of a sight to behold.

What if Phil Niekro was pitching and the guy yelled “knuckleball coming”?

He was tipping pitches from behind the plate. Well shit, somebody oughtta hire this guy.

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

So, what’s the ethical rate? 10%? 15%?

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I’ll never put my hands on anybody.

We’re done here. Someone gets the lights.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices