Heh.

It’s hilarious that this devolved into a tedious discussion of whether Tebow “deserves” to play baseball.

That is the biggest flaw I’ve seen with the political left.

Is Deadspin still looking for esoteric sports coverage? Because this right here is a goldmine

“progressive snatch pulls”

Is Gordon Hayward Good Enough To Give The Warriors Some Trouble?

Gordon Hayward looks like a Pixar version of himself. Somehow.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

“What if Commander Riker were a 90s tv mom?”

we call this the acceptance phase

Spanx?

This is a lovely mental picture that brings me much joy.

The best piece of basketball writing you will read today is by Dion Waiters at The Players’ Tribune.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

You took an old and busted joke and made it new again. God bless you.

Oh man, I got such a kick out of House memes and gifs, back in that show’s heyday. It was such a gloriously stupid show.

No, it always could be lupus, but it never is.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.