I’ve already flagged him.

There really should be a way to vote to take away stars.

“You’re With Me, Pastels” ~Nantz at the pre-Masters brunch.

He declared that the attack “crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines.”

They’re plastic surgeons have them buffed and polished by Monday.

I wonder if Georgetown will win after he leaves. I’ll bet Jonah Keri has a theory that could explain this.

If that’s your reasoning, the Umpire is about 9 feet tall

You’re welcome, Anaxagorus

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

“I’m an asocial hermit. Also my company is of no value to anyone.”

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Well I have the MATURITY of a child, does that count?!

Jesus. That Lucy statue looks like monster-Chet from Weird Science.

I hear the bust is now dating the old Lucy statue.

After April 1's 89-79 loss to the Lakers:

We really need different-looking words for ‘resign’ as ‘sign again’ and ‘resign’ as ‘step down.’ Otherwise it’s damn near impossible to write about scenarios in which Doc resigns and Blake and Chris don’t resign but maybe Chris resigns and Doc doesn’t resign but neither does Blake....

“Controls Power Absorption.” WTF does that even mean?

Looks like he just missed out on that 70/7/7 line though.

No, no, this is for basketball, not soccer.