Unless all the action scenes are as similar to each other as the posters appear. Chiwetel’s poster is pretty rad

If your headline is a fact, and we don’t follow through with it, we do not deserve sentience.

Both Ashley and Barry have been on fire lately

Also, the speed wore off

I’m surprised he admitted that shit. Good on him

The two sentences of Drew’s that you’re referring to are the best thing I’ve read in awhile I think.

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Congratulations, on the... marriage!

Ahh! Similar story. I was at my babysitters house. I was in the play room which also had a bathroom without a door. I walked in and noticed her on the toilet and immediately turned away and pretended not to see. She pretty much told me not to be such a prude. So, I tried to be cool and just play like normal.…

I picture the universe as cloud-like. Black holes are just energy released out the cloud.

Hee heeee. Rosa!

I wonder if McCoy’s just homophobic. Thatsalotta guessing though...

I overheard myself say “fuck yeah Chip Kelly” after the video ended

Ah, legitimate theatre!

Nobody with the clockwork Orange?!

I’m not pretending that. My comment was pretty vague. I agree with yours too

Not hates, fears women

Is that the most or least comfortable way to rest your hands?

And AND this creep gives a shit about a 16 year old lady

Fallon’s entertaining Hitler: “sweet mustache dood!"