Or did you?

ETA got their happy pills

You could tell there was some bullshit when a coupla days ago part of one of Lochtes’ quote was, “...I was like ‘whatever’.”

No, that’s means that nobody cares. And why should they? Do you?

Sorry, one more thing: The hilarious part of the story is what the tween said. What balls she has, right? And hopefully not anymore, but at the time, our commenter seems to be actually a little scared of- not feeling equal to (seriously) the women. Unsurprisingly, he used the word ‘bitch,’ as that is all of us…

Waddup now, tuffguy. I mean... Bitch

You’ve got an animal attraction to bloodnguts

And by the way, it’s just as likely that our original commenter came up with that comeback to a tween and her mom after the fact!

Weirdly, more abusive to a dude. I’m just saying, that weak sassback is more suitable in a late night street fight atmosphere

Hm, so you take an unoriginal barb, add what some would consider an abusive slur, and bam! Roasted good!

That’s wholesome fun

It would’ve been just as pointed without the “bitch” though

That is a legitimate observation which I’ve never consider

Have you seen how they grow though? Pretty inefficient veggie.

Drew’s breakdown of the swimming styles was one of the longest humblebrags I’ve read

Coffee in the shitter- not in a public one! With non-family shit particles filling the room..

Id watch Will Ferrell as The Anchorman host a game show