Given your response to the other person in this thread, I think you pose an interesting question. Would I have felt better if Hillary had won? No. You’re right—racists are still, would still be, have always been in our midst. Trump didn’t invent the attitudes that have gained popularity and won him the election. His…

What the hell is Tom Nook doing? How is he affording all of this, first off, and why is he buying entire towns?

A convict in a potato sack who’s a gifted acrobat escapes the dragon attack at Helgen by wall-running a crumbling tower and a mountainside, prances through a bandit ambush, assaults a hunter, steals his horse, bends the horse into a catapult that launches him precisely to Riften’s docks, punches the first guard in the…

I help with story selection a whole lot as well, so really, it’s like you’re subliminally getting a whole lot more from me.

Patricia, your editor duties appear to mean much fewer articles from you. Which, you know, makes sense.

I love the hell out of this. People get too wound up thinking their day to day is boring, and that there is nothing significant about all of the little things that add up in our lives.

It’s all about brand recognition. You’ll have to fight the cool kids away with a stick once they see you in one of those bad boys.

The bugs are a trade-off for how much you can do in their games.

I’m curious--what, exactly, do you find lacking?

The folks mocking the game? You’re going to get that anywhere you go—and while you might find it “classless,” I can suggest other, less Sisyphean pursuits than attempting to correct the various failings, foibles, and follies of Internet commentary relative to pop culture…

No. Basically, online cheaters are scumbags, and they ruin the experience for everyone else. Fuck cheaters.

Agreed, the 3DS is a strong platform that, IMHO, outshines the DS in every way.

What? Slow start sure but the 3DS is amazing.

Finally, the biggest mystery in the demo: are humans dating Pokémon now??

They’re saying “Anime porn is free, why pay for it?” and you’re thinking that’s some sort of SJW thing? Gamergate is over dude, deal with it.

CURSES! This gamer just spent 90 of their own dollars on soft core, barely legal fap bait they literally could have gotten anywhere else on the internet for free! Our Progressive Agenda has been foiled once again! Clearly this gamer is FAR to clever for us Social Justice Warriors! Retreat my SJWs, to the Justice…

I cannot confirm nor deny these allegations.

It’ll cost you $90 and whatever dignity you still have left after a couple of years of barfing the phrase “social justice” all over the Internet.

I honestly cant imagine the person who buys this.

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