I haven’t worked security in a long time, but the one thing you didn’t do was get involved with what was happening outside your venue.

Particularly getting involved in a he said/she said argument.

I’m truly sorry this lady had a shit night involving some apparent assholes. But sacking people for not being chivalrous…

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

Dude only decided to call the cops because they stiffed him on the tip. He had no problem with them walking out after 7 margs each.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

Researchers at Northwestern University

The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Yea. Exactly.

Daniel Murphy is also a raging homophobe, so he is basically 1 slump away from being John Rocker.

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

Yeah, get your shit together, Canada. This isn’t hockey where you can pelt babies with beer cans willy-nilly. This is baseball! Where we pelt grown men for flipping pieces of wood.

I think you should get a job at Carmax for the next bit.

According to a friend who works on the Wrigley Field maintenance crew, that ball landed on top of the video screen and is still there.

I will not stand for those who are already pre-emptively expressing disgust for Cubs fans and their newfound success. Success eventually gets annoying for every successful team, particularly those in large markets. And I hate when people say “Cubbies,” and I know Wrigley has always been filled with a lot of people who…

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

No one gives a shit.

I would pay at least $2 to either read about, hear about on DEADCAST, or see on video, you sit down and watch a Sunday of NFL games with unemployed place kickers. Make it happen Barry.

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This is going to be the one week I don’t start Joaquin and he’s going to sit on my bench and absolutely wreck shit.