While I enjoy the open concept thing, I will join your weirdo brigade with my hatred of dual vanities. Bathroom time is private time! Get ready offset from each other, you do not need to brush your teeth side by side!!

On your second point, it’s also possible that it’s in a high-growth business or in a completely new direction. For example, I’m looking at a(n inter-company) position where I would have a team that’s entirely new hires. Because it’s an entirely new department within the company.

So here’s my Diana story: watching a documentary on her while pregnant. Get to the accident and they’re talking to her personal butler, who’s still obviously wrecked all these years later, and he’s saying how he brought her stuff he thought she should have, and he was going to take care of her in death just as he did…

I work with Spaniards, so the thing we do is go out, get drinks, and order just so many appetizers. Tapas style but Americanized, which is cool. My goodbye party when transferring was at TGIFridays (classy! I know!) so we did our thing. My husband came.

And honestly, air mattress are valuable to sleep. If you haven’t done it before, it’s a good bet that you can’t go from deliciously soft bed at home to literally sleeping on the ground and have a great night’s sleep. Then you get fussy kids and cranky parents, and it’s a mess.

I believe it was Jesus himself who said “yay, fucketh the small children, and let them starve, for they are fat nowadays anyways...”

Yeah, we had a close call on our last flight and the seatbelt light was on almost the entire 3 hours. I gained a lot of sympathy for the seat based change. My son has skin of steel, but my niece gets absolutely atrocious diaper rashes at the drop of a hat - if she poops, you *run* to change her. If I was flying with…

And some airports have Consequences if you don’t hit your takeoff/landing timeframe.

He’s also got the only proper Kardashian grandbaby! He was probably invited but said no. I remember them going to Thailand(?) and loading up first class and Rob was missing, turns out he decided not to go, and Khloe(?) got off the plane to go find what was up. And the plane left without her. With 2 paid-for 1st class…

Eh, he’s still the dad of (3? 6? 15? seriously there are a bunch) of Kris’ grandchildren. As long as the relationship’s not toxic, which it doesn’t seem to be, I could totally see it being reasonable for him to come on vacation with the group. Especially since money’s clearly not an issue - not like they all have to…

Wait, is it not part of standard training to get tased? If it isn’t, it should be, and I nominate Alyssa to tase the entire police academy class of 2017.

Yeah, I think the point of Amazon Smile is not so much for when an individual donates $1, it’s for when 10,000 individuals donate $1. That being said, I’ve been too lazy to set up Smile til now, but that changes today. Headed to Amazon now - and might as well see if there’s anything I need while I’m there....

And let’s say that it’s 100% true that every PP office doesn’t offer prenatal care - ok? Call up every GYN office in a 50 mile radius and do the same thing. Because some doctors don’t do prenatal care, and that’s OK! Mine does, but there’s some that specialize in cancer care, or menopausal women, or specialized GYN…

Yeah, and, my thing is kind of - I can disinfect my house to within an inch of my life, but the second we go outside, he will literally lick the driveway. So, what’s the point of disinfecting everything? Might as well pick up the germs at home and save me the effort of cleaning, because he *will* pick up the germs.

I hate flying too, but I find the international flights are nicer - you crank WAYY up there and just stay real high, keeps everything nice and smooth. We’re doing Chicago to Orlando in a week and I’m dreading it...

Or she wants to be pregnant. IVF hormones are a bitch what with the bloating and swelling. But a lot of people see the belly and assume baby, which, dear god, there’s not a worse time to make that mistake....

Why does everyone assume parents are responsible for college? Little Squirrel is getting a talk about fiscally responsible college education and being sent on his merry way. Maybe a couple of bucks here and there for a bonus pizza and/or unforeseen emergencies.

Glad I’m not the only one. The huge chests are ugh to me.

Unless you think about the True Christians who get married straight outta high school so they can get it on with Jesus’ Approval.

I’ve done some hiring in biotech and I generally agree with this. I have to spend at *minimum* 40 hours/week in close quarters with whoever I hire. I need to know more about them than an interview allows. Now, if it’s between no social media and a negative social media, I’ll take the no social media, but a positive…