Jesus christ. He presided over the greatest incarceration in the history of human civilisation, a demographic shift that parallels the Great Migration, and loses his temper when those victimised call his wife a name.

Trump is her long-time friend. Here she is at his wedding in 2005. Yikes, such a monster! I hope one can protect us from the other so Wall St gets a return on investment.

African American super predators.

Sorry, who is the actual problem? Have you let Black Lives Matter into your little secret.

Mena, anyone? Anyone want to reflect on the damage done by that little crime Clinton didn’t get tough on? Or do we still have to pretend that didn’t happen - it is just a crazy conspiracy theory for weak minded black people.

He gave his vote to the Democratic Party, under intense pressure from the White House to push key Clinton legislation through. He prefixed his vote with a speech:

Yes, you obviously are missing quite a lot, and the missed significance is profound.

Yeah, he was definitely good about compromising with Republicans on crime. He compromised and looked the other way while the CIA trafficked cocaine through Mena for the best part of a decade, and then compromised and got tough on crime by locking up the victims of the first compromise. The Clintons have so much blood…

A “straight-shootin’ Southern good ol’ boys with a lotta heart”?? Are you kidding? Do you know what he sat on in Mena for the best part of a decade, before getting to the White House and deciding it was decide to get tough on crime. Use the internet my friend. We have access to so much information we didn’t have back…

Yeah, whatever. The Clintons sat on Mena and did nothing for almost a decade. It’s very hard to brand them as benign players who didn’t understand what was happening by the time they got to DC. The system has been rigged, and they’re the softer blue-brand of the corrupt little clique that rigged it.

Bernie! Have you heard of Bernie Sanders? Hey! You! Excuse me, I think you’ve missed someone! Over here, you forgot someone. There’s this old Jewish guy too! He’s called Bernie Sanders.

Fuck me, I think Bill Clinton needs to come correct about what went on in Mena before he starts pushing his narrative about the crime epidemic and who was to blame. Black Lives Matter are doing more to tackle injustice than any generation since the 1960s, and I think you’ve offered Hillary vs a Republican forgetting…

Identifying as a supporter of the candidate you criticise is Karl Rove internet campaigning 101. If you have a point you have a point. If you need to insert an unverifiable claim to objectivity, it stinks of a false agenda. If you were a huge fan of Bernie for years, you understand the magnitude of the issues he’s…

Haha. Still keeping up the pretence that you aren’t Hillary’s most devoted, unabashed follower? Yeah, you’re chill. You can appreciate both points of view. Unless it’s too anti-Hillary, and then you automatically delete. Keep it real precious.

What’s the name for a woman that supported policies that left millions of children dead, maimed or incarcerated both home and abroad? Hillary Clinton! Whats the name for a woman so dependant on identity politics that her campaign depends upon encouraging demographic divides? Hillary Clinton! Women know what women go…

Very troubling. And the way he responds to name-calling, quite frankly terrifying. According to DC sources, this worrying trait reached a head in the build up to Iraq, when Bush and Hillary were hanging out by the doors to the Senate. Bush called Bernie a ‘pinko commie loser’ - as a joke, natch - and the Bernie looked…

It’s like a fucking War on Women out here. It’s time we draw a line under it and demand a statement from Bernie, publicly denouncing rape, misogyny, and the tactics of ISIS. We will not be silenced by another white man!

Sorry. It’s hard to master the precise blend of arbitrary outrage at trivial PR talking points, open ended declarations of concern about something...bad.... and trauma at the racist sexist aggressive Bernie Bros that blight your imagination. All qualified with a shrill, I don’t care anyway because he has no chance!!

I think we all share that concern. How will he react? Violently? Tears? Really, there’s no way of knowing, but why take the risk?

I know! Fuck you Bernie, you whitey white Bernie bro old man sexist. We’re tired of your ways - it’s time for change! Real change. So profound, it won’t have a white many man old man as the public face.