Ladies and Gentleman, I would like to announce my NEW WORLD RECORD making the most rapid circuit of my specific work commute, in my specific car (with the specific VIN number.) I expect awards and accolades to arrive post haste.

Remember when Alpha Foxtrot articles were written by adults?

I really wanted to get a TT when I was getting a car for law school but at the time it was only available in manual. Maybe now that Team Jalopnik has (sort of) taught me to drive stick...

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

This car is going to be the most disappointing reveal ever. I would much rather have them bring back the Celica as a sports car for the people - a Mustang competitor that it originally was. RWD, retro styling, maybe throw some louvers on it, keep the price low so people can actually buy it.

“Will nobody think of the rubber plantations!?!?!”

They’ve been working on it since 2012, not for 2-3 years. And there’s a bunch of companies in China and India that have done it recently, and Ford did it without the benefit of being able to hire people that knew how to design and build cars from other companies. No one’s done it in the U.S. because the market is…

What is autopilot for?

Hey, at least (s)he didn’t flip -

The Germans have a word for everything, and when they don’t, they just write a sentence explaining what it does, and remove all the spaces.

I think you’re on the right track with the long rear overhang with wide hips, the un-divided grille and the single row of headlights (reflecting off a big ol’ chrome bumper to give the suggestion of a second row.)