To be fair, she didn’t call herself goth, Hazel did. The kid just wanted to be unique and she’s an aspiring funeral director.

Wouldn’t that dress being super noisy? Also, uncomfortable, hot... noisy.

The 18 vs 21 thing makes a lot of sense, thanks for that context. The US really is the perfect storm for binge drinking.

1.) It is fun to rip on America

It doesn’t work that way. Schools can be academically rigorous and still have a rampant binge-drinking culture. They’re not mutually exclusive.

I’m pretty sure Cargile was a longer relationship than that and started much earlier, and two people in the span of a year isn’t jumping around from relationship to relationship.

Kristen Stewart is 27, and most of her super public relationships came when she was younger. I would hate for people to judge me on the relationships I had in my early 20s—- and I’m not a famous person who is clearly uncomfortable with being in the spotlight.

What is the mom planning to do with the attorney? Sue the Cardinals? So frivolous.

For domestic flights, I think I would much rather stand for a few hours than be crammed into ever-shrinking seats.

I work with people who study policy for a living so this entire conference has already become like 83 different memes at my office.

Jeans and jackets are the two items I don’t mind splurging on. I live in LA so jeans are totally acceptable work wear, and I wear a light jacket at some point almost every day— so both will get a ton of wear.

The amount of mansplaining in your one comment alone blows my mind a bit.

Seems like you’re pretty happy to nitpick actually.

Seacrest annoys the shit out of me, but I feel like he’s a good fit with people who still watch Live. And this gets him out of LA, which does bring me some joy.

Way to take the high road :)

My hair is my defining feature— dark blonde, long, thick, and super wavy. When it behaves, I love it and get a lot of compliments, but it’s just SO MUCH. I’ve always wanted to do something drastic (I went long bob in college, it was ok) but am scared shitless of hating it or having an awkward growing phase.

I thought Slack was just for sharing Real Housewives gifs around the office.... no?

I’m not exactly sure where Trump’s star is located on the WoF, but considering it’s in Hollywood, there’s probably already enough urine on it to satisfy even Trump himself.

I agree. I think there were good intentions behind the podcast, but I found it incredibly invasive and just completely unneeded.

This girl I didn’t particularly like in high school interned for his show back in college and I’ve been debating if I should reach out for any gossip she may have. Worth it? I do love gossip.